<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679</id><updated>2012-01-06T05:12:41.942-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Viewing the local antiquities</title><subtitle type='html'>My own secret life</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>422</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-92355025487456273</id><published>2007-04-30T06:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T12:34:05.494-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Punctuation</title><summary type='text'>"?""....""?""!"(){}—:—:!!!!!!!!!!(...)...()....{N.A.}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/92355025487456273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=92355025487456273&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/92355025487456273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/92355025487456273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/03/punctutation.html' title='Punctuation'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-5159083888774568546</id><published>2007-04-29T05:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T10:45:49.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>True virtue in the District of Columbia</title><summary type='text'>Where does true virtue lie? With the honest w&lt;!----&gt;h&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;r&lt;!----&gt;e who grants me the use and pleasure of her flesh for an hour? Or does true virtue lie with the utterly corrupt ruling class that pays for her services with the money they make from war, or from selling the war?Or does true virtue lie with the john who makes his living by promoting abstinence?Randall Tobias resigned as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/5159083888774568546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=5159083888774568546&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/5159083888774568546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/5159083888774568546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/04/true-virtue-in-district-of-columbia.html' title='True virtue in the District of Columbia'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-5559445328610247352</id><published>2007-04-26T19:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T19:39:03.700-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Taking my pleasure</title><summary type='text'>Taking Angel from behindTaking the plastic bag with the crackersThe spoonThe tinThe blue ice packFrom Petrossian's to the door of her brothelTaking her hand as she leads me upstairsTaking the money out of my walletTaking  my timeTaking my time while I eatDigging inMessyNoisyChewing with my mouth openChewing with her mouth openSaltyTaking a breatherTaking my pleasureTaking Angel from behindTaking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/5559445328610247352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=5559445328610247352&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/5559445328610247352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/5559445328610247352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/04/taking-my-pleasure.html' title='Taking my pleasure'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-1178191044787325761</id><published>2007-03-05T19:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T17:13:16.319-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground</title><summary type='text'>I walk in my hide, walk naked from her rented bed through her hall to her efficiency kitchen, as if I were at home; as if I had all the time in the world; as if we were lovers.She, naked too, stands at the electric stove, lifting the edge of the pancake so the batter runs under: a single huge pancake, in the special pancake pane.I put the syrup and margarine on the kitchen table; her fridge, a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/1178191044787325761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=1178191044787325761&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/1178191044787325761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/1178191044787325761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/03/my-mistress-when-she-walks-treads-on.html' title='My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-6741418306579738019</id><published>2007-03-05T18:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-05T18:51:18.570-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Goodbye, my friends!"</title><summary type='text'>Angel, of Dunkin' Donuts, grasping her midriff overspill in both hands.{N.A.}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/6741418306579738019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=6741418306579738019&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/6741418306579738019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/6741418306579738019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/03/goodbye-my-friends.html' title='&quot;Goodbye, my friends!&quot;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-117053312693401719</id><published>2007-02-03T11:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-11T22:27:03.986-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Long time</title><summary type='text'>Slowing stretching straining pausing my endurance all the way up her: All my weight poised on her ample cheeks, borne down through her loadbearing thighs, knees: There may come that confident moment when I sense, looming, the cheekrippling titswaying foamsighing slamgrunting cockclenching loving my yaw petite vessel as much as I can—But not this time. Like Noah I sent out a bird that never </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/117053312693401719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=117053312693401719&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/117053312693401719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/117053312693401719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/02/long-time.html' title='Long time'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-117047564621893469</id><published>2007-02-02T20:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-03T12:46:02.706-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Is this your first time"?</title><summary type='text'>"Here?""What your name?""John.""Do you have children?""No.""Are you smart?""Smarter than some, not so smart as others.""What is your job?""It would be hard to explain. Information technology.""Technogy.""What is your name?""Jenny.""Slow, slow!""Are you married?"{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/117047564621893469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=117047564621893469&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/117047564621893469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/117047564621893469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/02/is-this-your-first-time.html' title='&quot;Is this your first time&quot;?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-116986369002318427</id><published>2007-01-26T18:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-05T20:20:18.509-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yet well I know that music hath a far more pleasing sound</title><summary type='text'>Angel clicks on the boombox because of the neighbors.My knees sink deep into the mattress.The bedframe creaks creaks creaks—The headboard bang bangs bangs the wall—"Does—the—noise—bother—you—""No!"Errraaugh! Ah!"My hero!""This is not a good bed."{300}Tags: sex; doggy; whores.Angel's Apartment: 1, 2, 3.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/116986369002318427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=116986369002318427&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116986369002318427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116986369002318427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/01/yet-well-i-know-that-music-hath-far.html' title='Yet well I know that music hath a far more pleasing sound'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-116969361454482074</id><published>2007-01-24T18:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T17:23:18.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'>No such roses see I in her cheeks</title><summary type='text'>"—but you have to pay more because it is my apartment."Angel unchains her door, greets me: Grey just-like-silk nightie with cheesy black fringe round the hem and deep neckline; not the white cotton and lace that I gave her. She wears pom-pom slippers: Bare feet: muscled calves: aging belly: creased neck: spotty complexion: She—Smiles. I swell."I don't have a job.""Why?""The other girls had to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/116969361454482074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=116969361454482074&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116969361454482074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116969361454482074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/01/no-such-roses-see-i-in-her-cheeks.html' title='No such roses see I in her cheeks'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-116866236788559809</id><published>2007-01-12T20:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-23T15:23:24.353-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Today Angel asked me for money</title><summary type='text'>because her slipped disk means she's unable to work.I don't have it; but if I did have it, would I give it? I haven't even seen a diagnosis on paper; all I've seen is the perfectly circular pattern of bruises on her back, where she got herself cupped. That seems genuine, since she might have lost clients turned off by them. But I'm not sure I want to invest in her small business."It's OK. I sent </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/116866236788559809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=116866236788559809&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116866236788559809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116866236788559809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/01/today-angel-asked-me-for-money.html' title='Today Angel asked me for money'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-116796197754384978</id><published>2007-01-04T17:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T14:16:08.720-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A nice girl like you</title><summary type='text'>Jenny collects the damp towels, smoothes the rucked blanket: Winnie-the-Pooh.{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/116796197754384978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=116796197754384978&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116796197754384978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/116796197754384978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2007/01/nice-girl-like-you.html' title='A nice girl like you'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-115137338539956164</id><published>2006-06-26T18:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-02T14:51:54.946-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And people judge whores and johns?</title><summary type='text'>Yech.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/115137338539956164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=115137338539956164&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/115137338539956164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/115137338539956164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/06/and-people-judge-whores-and-johns.html' title='And people judge whores and johns?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-115072891299141283</id><published>2006-06-19T07:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-20T11:06:51.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My French was not good</title><summary type='text'>Not the fat one, not the old one, not the one with the scar lifting her lip:Black flesh under the street lights, in the doorways, the sidestreets, the alleys, the first time I strolled up, then down Ste ——— in Paris:I'd just wanted to look.Walking back to my pension, a little man followed me; I rounded on him, saw his trembling smile, waved my arms, shouted. And drove him away. NOTE If you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/115072891299141283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=115072891299141283&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/115072891299141283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/115072891299141283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-french-was-not-good.html' title='My French was not good'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114964382897967954</id><published>2006-06-06T18:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-11T15:48:11.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Angel got caught in a speed trap.</title><summary type='text'>"Is there corruption here?""Only small corruption."Angel wrinkles her nose; I smile."What are you thinking?"She won't let me pick up the tab.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.Dedicated to Pru.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114964382897967954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114964382897967954&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114964382897967954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114964382897967954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/06/angel-got-caught-in-speed-trap.html' title='Angel got caught in a speed trap.'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114935338781574149</id><published>2006-06-03T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T21:23:10.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Specific gravity</title><summary type='text'>Come, verb, came, come, coming. To reach a destination; to arrive by movement or progress.Coming is like crying: a sudden wet burst not up to me to stop: my face, beyond control, no longer rigid—Like sneezing: once, twice, involuntary: ejecting a loud sloppy loogie:Or not sneezing: a false climax.Coming is like sniffling because my cock seeps precome.Coming is like sweat in the hottest of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114935338781574149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114935338781574149&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114935338781574149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114935338781574149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/06/specific-gravity.html' title='Specific gravity'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114903668831724968</id><published>2006-05-30T17:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-31T16:45:22.336-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"I like it with you.</title><summary type='text'>You don't pull out and start over, like some other guys."{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114903668831724968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114903668831724968&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114903668831724968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114903668831724968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-like-it-with-you.html' title='&quot;I like it with you.'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114884342116164236</id><published>2006-05-28T12:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-28T12:11:51.080-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is she, or isn't she?</title><summary type='text'>Entries that ask the question: Is she a whore? The title of each link gives a clue to reasons I'm inclined to think so.fingernailsschedule issues  on-the-hour timingoverheard conversation  general demeanor{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114884342116164236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114884342116164236&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114884342116164236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114884342116164236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/is-she-or-isnt-she_28.html' title='Is she, or isn&apos;t she?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114875080489154110</id><published>2006-05-27T10:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T19:02:52.882-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Plastic spoons</title><summary type='text'>Between the first and the second service, I open the Assouline sack: The blue ice pack: The small silver jar: Melba toast:"I thought it was your sandwich!""No.""We'll need spoons.""Plastic spoons!""I' go get them."Black spheres like a heap of shot, glistening like a deposit of coinage: Sticky moist eggs pop their casings, releasing the silvery edge of a sea at the sky's scent:We sit side by side </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114875080489154110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114875080489154110&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114875080489154110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114875080489154110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/plastic-spoons.html' title='Plastic spoons'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114832518911553230</id><published>2006-05-22T12:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-12T18:17:58.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flaneur</title><summary type='text'>Framed in the upper room's window, segmented machine limbs shine like black chitin:From the cafe, I watch the street's catwalk: spaghetti-strapped high-breasted art students, backpackers, suburban MILFs, sk8ters, black-robed Muslims, Asian girls in flip-flops carrying instrument cases: Asian girls from the mainland dressed in odd color combinations:A goth in a pink plaid skirt with a big gold pin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114832518911553230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114832518911553230&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114832518911553230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114832518911553230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/flaneur.html' title='Flaneur'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114813889439513120</id><published>2006-05-20T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-20T08:29:19.440-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Her aching back</title><summary type='text'>The gold chain round her bare neck does not swing:Her shoulders are stiff:She bears her weight on her knees:But her pelvis reciprocates smoothly:Sure as a girl gymnast stepping through her routine on the balance beam—she / does / her / trick:pumping me to a quick come.{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114813889439513120/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114813889439513120&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114813889439513120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114813889439513120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/her-aching-back.html' title='Her aching back'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114809171227025642</id><published>2006-05-19T19:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-03T17:32:14.413-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Other voices, other rooms</title><summary type='text'>and call Annie's old agency, on the off chance:"Who do you have working today, and what do they look like?""I have Angel and Marissa. Angel is 5'6", blonde, 34C, 120 pounds, 23—" [click].I redial the number: Non est disponsible.I buy a banana (phosphorus!) in the corner store to kill time. Then redial."Call back in 10 minutes.""I'm back. Marissa?""Marissa is 5'2", dark hair, 32B, 100 pounds, 22."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114809171227025642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114809171227025642&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114809171227025642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114809171227025642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/other-voices-other-rooms.html' title='Other voices, other rooms'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114784102520597108</id><published>2006-05-16T21:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T13:37:30.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is she, or isn't she?</title><summary type='text'>I follow her down the aisle, admiring the dragon tattooed green in the brown flesh of the small of her back.She shoves the door at the end of the car open, then turns:One hand at the handle of the tiny overnight roller bag: long nails.Much too long pearly nails, flawless; too long for typing, dialing, writing; too long to hold the pen while taking an order;  too long to pick up a plate or a tray;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114784102520597108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114784102520597108&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114784102520597108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114784102520597108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/is-she-or-isnt-she.html' title='Is she, or isn&apos;t she?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114766461366888867</id><published>2006-05-14T20:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-02-03T18:44:41.903-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Archaic smiles</title><summary type='text'>Reversed in the glass, Jenny's crouched on her forearms, golden ass high: glossy black head bowed, hands cupped under the bowl that she laps from to steady it:Her palms nudge me up: Up: My own hands slide down my thighs, pull my knees further back toward my shoulders, cant my center of gravity easily up to her feasting mouth:Reversed in the glass: My legs, flung outward, spread even more widely: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114766461366888867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114766461366888867&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114766461366888867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114766461366888867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/archaic-smiles.html' title='Archaic smiles'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114762078520867935</id><published>2006-05-14T08:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-14T08:33:05.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Her breath rattles</title><summary type='text'>and the night nurse has the morphine at hand.("I am sorry I have to kill you!")It would have been all about me.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114762078520867935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114762078520867935&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114762078520867935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114762078520867935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/her-breath-rattles.html' title='Her breath rattles'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114757341950469330</id><published>2006-05-13T19:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T19:31:17.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Riding my bike uphill</title><summary type='text'>on the way to the lawyer's, I'm gasping after ten strokes of the pedals; my thighs ache.No endurance.{NA}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114757341950469330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114757341950469330&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114757341950469330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114757341950469330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/riding-my-bike-uphill.html' title='Riding my bike uphill'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114747952927109257</id><published>2006-05-12T17:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-14T11:24:21.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>Nobody seems to have picked up the fallen standard (for example). Maybe I'll have to?Past Friday Pussy Blogging here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  here,  and here. {N.A.}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114747952927109257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114747952927109257&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114747952927109257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114747952927109257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/friday-pussy-blogging_12.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114747942005210748</id><published>2006-05-12T17:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T17:17:00.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Me. </title><summary type='text'>1. Myself. Ex. What good sound she gives me, as I steady myself into a beat.2. My cock. Ex. She puts me into her.3. Any part of my body. Ex. She puts a gloved finger up me.Cf. You.{NA}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114747942005210748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114747942005210748&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114747942005210748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114747942005210748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/me_12.html' title='Me&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114739855832733156</id><published>2006-05-11T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-02T21:33:28.196-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Take, eat</title><summary type='text'>I love it when Angel flops down on her back: She flops down bonelessly, just like that:Eyes closed, thighs wide open: ready for eating: willing to be eaten. Could it be that she isn't eaten enough?Unlikely.She knows what I'm hungry for. I grab her torso with both hands and yank her pelvis to the edge of the table, grab the pillow and shove it under her ass, put my hands round her knees and push </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114739855832733156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114739855832733156&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114739855832733156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114739855832733156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/take-eat.html' title='Take, eat'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114731281219810395</id><published>2006-05-10T18:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-02T17:07:36.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>All, all are sleeping</title><summary type='text'>The rattle and clutch of a doorknob: the creak of a bedframe weighted down:I expect to hear bargaining; anticipate listening, in our bed, to the sounds they will make on the other side of the wall.But silence. No they—Perhaps she sleeps too."I was working until 7:30 this morning." Her hand caresses my thigh, rests there; she tucks her head into my shoulder.Like breathing out and breathing in—So </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114731281219810395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114731281219810395&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114731281219810395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114731281219810395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/all-all-are-sleeping.html' title='All, all are sleeping'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114722025027627748</id><published>2006-05-09T17:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T17:52:13.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'>By the numbers</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--         Missionary   Rimjob   Ballsucking     PeggingRimjobTitjob  HandjobMissionary  DoggieBlowjob  Rimjob Titjob   Handjob Cowgirl  DoggieTitjob  BallsuckingRimjob  DoggieRimjobBallsucking     Pegging   Missionary   Blowjob         {NA}--&gt;Welcome Fleshbot readersIt came as a surprise ...Tags:sex;porn;sodoku.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114722025027627748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114722025027627748&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114722025027627748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114722025027627748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/by-numbers.html' title='By the numbers'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114713880501224208</id><published>2006-05-08T18:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-08T18:44:56.540-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Inventory</title><summary type='text'>Found in a cedar Arturo Fuente Hemingway "Work of Art" cigar box on top of the toilet tan (from the top):1. One Estee Lauder Blush All Day Natural Cheek Color "04 Pink Cloud" compact (black)2. One Maybelline Brush/Blush One "Seashell Pink" compact (black base, clear top)3. Bonnebell Café Classics "Style" Eye Shadow Box (clear)4. Two Bic Classic disposable razors (orange shaft, white head)5. One </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114713880501224208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114713880501224208&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114713880501224208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114713880501224208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/inventory.html' title='Inventory'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114705393725562417</id><published>2006-05-07T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T17:55:12.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Crooning, she's lifted her legs and clamped her calloused heels to my cheeks:</title><summary type='text'>I look left to the wall mirror:In the mirror, my doughboyish belly, twice her size, covering her: A great heavy sack dropped from a height, crushing her: Her arms, legs, neck and head splayed by the flattening impact:In the mirror, my pelvis wagging though its minute arc: My semaphor cock wagging a signal: Arm hidden between her thighs: Head secretly leaping inside her, there:A signal transmitted</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114705393725562417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114705393725562417&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114705393725562417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114705393725562417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/05/crooning-shes-lifted-her-legs-and.html' title='Crooning, she&apos;s lifted her legs and clamped her calloused heels to my cheeks:'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-114222270765379447</id><published>2006-03-12T20:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-12T20:05:07.880-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WHOR on your radio dial</title><summary type='text'>Reuters:Prostitutes in the Brazilian city of Salvador are starting up their own radio stationThe Association of Prostitutes of Bahia state has won government permission for the project, enabling FM station Radio Zona to start broadcasting in the second half of the year, project coordinator Sandro Correia said on Thursday."We are not going to apologize for prostitution but we are going to struggle</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/114222270765379447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=114222270765379447&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114222270765379447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/114222270765379447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/03/whor-on-your-radio-dial.html' title='WHOR on your radio dial'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113823577359851107</id><published>2006-01-25T16:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-25T16:44:08.723-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Silences</title><summary type='text'> 1. After she's shut the door and before she comes back; 2. After she's fallen asleep; 3. Before the action begins; 4. When there's nothing to say; 5. When there's too much to say; 6. When she drops her eyes without speaking; 7. When the water stops; 8. When the conversation stops; 9. When the music stops; 10. When we're being quiet because someone might hear; 11. When the champagne's gone flat; </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113823577359851107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113823577359851107&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113823577359851107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113823577359851107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/silences.html' title='Silences'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113807614740781702</id><published>2006-01-23T20:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-23T20:15:47.773-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Do you want to come in my hair?"</title><summary type='text'>she asks as, having kneewalked up either side of her torso, bestriding her tits, I bob in her face."No," cupping my balls and bringing them forward.{150}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113807614740781702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113807614740781702&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113807614740781702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113807614740781702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/do-you-want-to-come-in-my-hair.html' title='&quot;Do you want to come in my hair?&quot;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113789802011486107</id><published>2006-01-21T18:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-21T18:56:21.050-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vertical market</title><summary type='text'>Red leaves crowd the sandy paths of the carré; the students are back in town and need money; so there's a unfamiliar ad in the classifieds, boxed:A girl with a strap-on.It reads: "enjoys her work." Plus, she's only 5'2".She being the word: I want a girl doing me, not a "100% female."What would her thighs, her belly, thwacking my mounted cheeks sound like, from the recieving end?How would she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113789802011486107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113789802011486107&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113789802011486107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113789802011486107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/vertical-market.html' title='Vertical market'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113782137395980453</id><published>2006-01-20T21:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T21:29:34.106-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My turn to look at the ceiling</title><summary type='text'>After scraping me dry with a tissue, she fits her head into the crook of my arm, and closes her eyes.The rental darkens:her breathing deepens, rasps, settles into a slow beat:her flesh slowly cooling, condensing.The spilt jewels of the city sparkle ever more brightly, through the foolish window.My arms circle her.Until her cell rings.{140}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113782137395980453/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113782137395980453&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113782137395980453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113782137395980453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/my-turn-to-look-at-ceiling.html' title='My turn to look at the ceiling'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113755314023149763</id><published>2006-01-17T18:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-17T18:59:00.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is she, or isn't she?</title><summary type='text'>"She's a caretaker for a woman with cerebral palsy, so she has to go away for three and four days at a time."—midriff babyfat spilling out pale as she rises,"It sounds like she's just really busy."swaggers up to the bar rolling her heavy suburban ass."It's disturbing to meet someone I think I'm getting to know well."Black chainmail swing of her hair as she sits"But that's not the case."settles </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113755314023149763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113755314023149763&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113755314023149763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113755314023149763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/is-she-or-isnt-she.html' title='Is she, or isn&apos;t she?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113746228772377399</id><published>2006-01-16T17:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-16T17:44:47.786-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Particulate things</title><summary type='text'>1. Skunky rubber. 2. Shelled shrimp. 3. Baby powder. 4. Dank washcloths. 5. Rice, steaming. 6. Cigarettes. 7. Perfume, perfume, perfume.Other related things.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113746228772377399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113746228772377399&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113746228772377399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113746228772377399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/particulate-things.html' title='Particulate things'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113746167366963389</id><published>2006-01-16T17:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-16T17:34:33.890-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I love to watch a whore who doesn't know how to walk</title><summary type='text'>in the high heels the house gave her.Going upstairs, she'll plant her feet one step at a time, as if she were walking in shoe boxes not shoes.Then when she steps out of her shoes and, barefoot, enters her cube, her carriage becomes achingly graceful.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113746167366963389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113746167366963389&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113746167366963389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113746167366963389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-love-to-watch-whore-who-doesnt-know.html' title='I love to watch a whore who doesn&apos;t know how to walk'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113678466281660149</id><published>2006-01-08T21:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T21:32:32.416-08:00</updated><title type='text'>247</title><summary type='text'>Angel texts me:Hello! How r u doing? C come c me? 247.Released.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113678466281660149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113678466281660149&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113678466281660149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113678466281660149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/247.html' title='247'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113674275534496797</id><published>2006-01-08T09:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T09:52:35.703-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Repetitive motion</title><summary type='text'>The gold chain round her stiff neck isn't swinging; her shoulders are rigid: yet her pelvis cycles, smoothly as if on oiled gimbals, her knees bearing herweight:She reciprocates, shoulders still steady: I rest my hands on her pumping cheeksas she shortens the stroke: pauses to grind me: grunts as she lifts: gives me a little Oh: shortens the stroke: Oh Oh Oh Oh—I'd told her she didn't have to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113674275534496797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113674275534496797&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113674275534496797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113674275534496797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/repetitive-motion.html' title='Repetitive motion'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113673925466987550</id><published>2006-01-08T08:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-08T09:00:49.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Market Making</title><summary type='text'>What to say, what to say?Renting may not be better than owning, but renting is better than being owned. So what kind of a relationship is it when one party, or the other, must be the owner?{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113673925466987550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113673925466987550&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113673925466987550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113673925466987550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/market-making.html' title='Market Making'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113668273471096673</id><published>2006-01-07T17:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T17:22:05.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Living world treasure</title><summary type='text'>From the Globe and Mail:NAIROBI — Salome Simon doesn't have much. A one-room shack she rents in Majengo, a slum on the edge of Nairobi. A couple of kangas, the bright print wraps she wears as skirts, and a couple of blouses. A transistor radio, some aluminum pots and one little luxury, a gilded bottle of spicy perfume.It isn't much to show for 23 years of hard work, on the job from 7 in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113668273471096673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113668273471096673&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113668273471096673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113668273471096673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2006/01/living-world-treasure.html' title='Living world treasure'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113590909217905504</id><published>2005-12-29T18:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-29T18:18:12.183-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Spread Magazine</title><summary type='text'>Via Google's alert system, Issue Number 3 of Spread magazine.I wonder if they need writers....{NA}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113590909217905504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113590909217905504&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113590909217905504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113590909217905504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/12/spread-magazine.html' title='Spread Magazine'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113582446321312468</id><published>2005-12-28T18:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-28T18:47:43.230-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Honest Johns</title><summary type='text'>From the UK's Independent:There are two reasons for these results. A charge-free hotline was set up in May by the UN's International Organisation for Migration (IOM) for women to call for help. It is staffed by multi-lingual operators who try to pinpoint where the women are - and then send in the police.But the second, more unexpected, factor is the chivalry of the Turkish brothel client. Since </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113582446321312468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113582446321312468&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113582446321312468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113582446321312468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/12/honest-johns.html' title='Honest Johns'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113549501963717338</id><published>2005-12-24T23:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T23:16:59.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mysteries of the word made flesh</title><summary type='text'>Try Googling "baby Jesus".{NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113549501963717338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113549501963717338&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113549501963717338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113549501963717338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/12/mysteries-of-word-made-flesh.html' title='Mysteries of the word made flesh'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113323246414598052</id><published>2005-11-28T18:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T18:47:44.163-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What I've been saying all along</title><summary type='text'>{3700}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113323246414598052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113323246414598052&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113323246414598052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113323246414598052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/what-ive-been-saying-all-along.html' title='What I&apos;ve been saying all along'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113313508660108422</id><published>2005-11-27T15:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-27T17:59:30.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cycling</title><summary type='text'>Like riding a bike: Once you learn, you never forget.Again, I am the happy boy, pedalling home: pedalling hard uphill: pumping slowly up to the summit: when summitted, imagine the freewheeling down—She's calibrated her ass at just the right angle for me: her pelvis reciprocates, smooth as a brass escapement, smooth as if greased, and in fact greased:She's giving me a nominal f&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;c&lt;!--</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113313508660108422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113313508660108422&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113313508660108422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113313508660108422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/cycling.html' title='Cycling'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113288326100835548</id><published>2005-11-24T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-24T17:49:31.656-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm thankful for the humanity so many w&lt;!----&gt;&lt;!----&gt;h&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;r&lt;!----&gt;e&lt;!----&gt;s have shown me, over the years.{NA}Tags: thanksgiving; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113288326100835548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113288326100835548&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113288326100835548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113288326100835548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/im-thankful-for-humanity-so-many.html' title=''/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113262654841887223</id><published>2005-11-21T18:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-21T18:29:08.423-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I come down the stairs to the waiting room, carefully avoiding the low ceiling where I've banged my head more than once, hearing voices below: There's a mound on the rug in the center of the room: zipped bags of see-through, glistening plastic, wrapping wadded up color: red, green, blue; solids and patterns; white lace:The uniform supplier has dropped off the month's scanties.The whores squat </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113262654841887223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113262654841887223&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113262654841887223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113262654841887223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-come-down-stairs-to-waiting-room.html' title=''/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113228042889945367</id><published>2005-11-17T18:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-17T18:20:28.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Come back and see me when you have a problem"—words I always like to hear from my urologist.So, to celebrate, I visited Jenny for one of her superlative r&lt;!----&gt;i&lt;!----&gt;m jobs. Among other things.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113228042889945367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113228042889945367&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113228042889945367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113228042889945367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/come-back-and-see-me-when-you-have.html' title=''/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113219859102815671</id><published>2005-11-16T19:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-05-14T08:36:53.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Out of the corner of my eye, I see a dark blurred oval freefall from the ceiling:Angel, naked too, hustles me off the massage table and as I stand, bobbing, grabs a tissue from the nightstand, pounces:"I am sorry I have to kill you!"{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113219859102815671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113219859102815671&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113219859102815671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113219859102815671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/out-of-corner-of-my-eye-i-see-dark.html' title=''/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113191860112191732</id><published>2005-11-13T13:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T18:03:17.616-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is she, or isn't she?</title><summary type='text'>The hotel Starbucks is full of conventioners; she sat at a single, cellphone placed on the tabletop, tabulating her bills? Her investments? Her 401K? At 6:50, the cell chirped. At 6:57, she folded her papers neatly into her clutch, sauntered off toward the elevators. Going past, she gives me a modest half-inch of gold silky midriff between red blouse and black pants: So dainty, so classy, so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113191860112191732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113191860112191732&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113191860112191732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113191860112191732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/is-she-or-isnt-she.html' title='Is she, or isn&apos;t she?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113190224840745331</id><published>2005-11-13T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T09:14:43.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lan's b&lt;!----&gt;l&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;w&lt;!----&gt;j&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;b&lt;!----&gt;s were never that good</title><summary type='text'>though I didn't know that then—Then, back in the day, when latex wasn't always a barrier.Lan was loving and game but not skilled. Though she did let me c&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;m&lt;!----&gt;e in her mouth, she didn't know to s&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;c&lt;!----&gt;k harder when I climaxed, or to shiver her tongue round my head while I still thrilled, abandoned: Abandoned while she still had me, trapped in her mouth, between </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113190224840745331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113190224840745331&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113190224840745331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113190224840745331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/lans-blowjobs-were-never-that-good.html' title='Lan&apos;s b&lt;!----&gt;l&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;w&lt;!----&gt;j&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;b&lt;!----&gt;s were never that good'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113131540305009125</id><published>2005-11-06T14:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-06T14:16:43.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"It's like having someone beside me."</title><summary type='text'>[Angel, of my texting her.]"Beside" as opposed to "on top of" or "under."{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113131540305009125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113131540305009125&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113131540305009125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113131540305009125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/its-like-having-someone-beside-me.html' title='&quot;It&apos;s like having someone beside me.&quot;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113115967778702648</id><published>2005-11-04T19:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-02T17:35:49.216-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Angel's under me, grunting.</title><summary type='text'>Angel's beside me licking caviar from a plastic spoon. Licking the spoon.Angel's over me feeding one long-nippled tit into my mouth then the other.Angel's on top of me pumping.Angel's before me legs wide apart.Angel's up me three knuckles deep.Angel's upon me nibbling and sucking and biting, tweaking my nipples.Angels smiles around me.Angel's juice drying tightens the skin of my fingers and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113115967778702648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113115967778702648&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113115967778702648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113115967778702648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/angels-under-me-grunting.html' title='Angel&apos;s under me, grunting.'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113107465023735534</id><published>2005-11-03T19:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-06-03T08:36:06.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Y&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;g Visitors</title><summary type='text'>Here is the opening of nine-year-old Daisy Ashford's 1891 novel, The Young Visitors, which I read when  I was in grade school:Chapter 1Quite a Young GirlMr. Salteena was an elderly man of 42 and was fond of asking peaple to stay with him. He had quite a y&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;g girl staying with him of 17 named Ethel Monticue. Mr Salteena had dark short hair and mustache and wiskers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113107465023735534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113107465023735534&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113107465023735534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113107465023735534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/11/young-visitors.html' title='The Y&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;g Visitors'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113060865191313074</id><published>2005-10-29T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-02T21:55:14.036-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She took the English name "Helen";</title><summary type='text'>her lips were flesh wings, pulled wide like the wings of a shot bird: stretched by the head of the c&lt;!----&gt;h&lt;!----&gt;i&lt;!----&gt;l&lt;!----&gt;d she didn't tell me about: the c&lt;!----&gt;h&lt;!----&gt;i&lt;!----&gt;l&lt;!----&gt;d head and the cock of the husband she didn't tell me about: until she brought him, and him, over from China.{NA}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113060865191313074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113060865191313074&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113060865191313074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113060865191313074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/10/she-took-english-name-helen.html' title='She took the English name &quot;Helen&quot;&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;;&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113029325505135838</id><published>2005-10-25T19:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-03T08:22:29.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Vacance</title><summary type='text'>On the last day, I ring up Pierre, and put in my order: 3:00, so she'll be fresh at the start of her shift. Not a dancer; a student.She'll be petite, like all his "ladies": 5'1" or 5'2" or even 4'8".She'll undress promptly, matter-of-factly, without provocation: stepping out of her panties: about to be taken: her pretty pink lips pursed: naked and lovely and y&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113029325505135838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113029325505135838&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113029325505135838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113029325505135838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/10/vacance.html' title='&lt;i&gt;Vacance&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-113020853942300397</id><published>2005-10-24T19:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T13:57:50.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Isn't it beautiful? Touch it!"</title><summary type='text'>"It looks like your ass!"[Angel, of a peach from the farmer's market that I brought her.]{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/113020853942300397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=113020853942300397&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113020853942300397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/113020853942300397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/10/isnt-it-beautiful-touch-it.html' title='&quot;Isn&apos;t it beautiful?&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt; Touch it!&quot;&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-112999683296316451</id><published>2005-10-22T08:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-05T09:13:32.953-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Some count sheep</title><summary type='text'>One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/112999683296316451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=112999683296316451&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112999683296316451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112999683296316451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/10/some-count-sheep.html' title='Some count sheep'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-112222078736975965</id><published>2005-07-24T08:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-05T09:16:01.103-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Darling, you send me...</title><summary type='text'>{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/112222078736975965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=112222078736975965&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112222078736975965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112222078736975965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/07/darling-you-send-me.html' title='Darling, you send me...'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-112019015367029713</id><published>2005-06-30T20:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-30T21:00:05.463-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whores in the news: Look for the union label</title><summary type='text'>More power to them!And how odd to see life imitating art; or cathected lust morph to political symbol.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/112019015367029713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=112019015367029713&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112019015367029713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/112019015367029713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/whores-in-news-look-for-union-label.html' title='Whores in the news: Look for the union label'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111940100523734021</id><published>2005-06-21T17:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-21T18:54:36.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That unobscured object of desire</title><summary type='text'>Francois Boucher, Louise O'Murphy, No. 2Or 3, or 4, or 100....Once again, I apologize for my silence and cop the same plea: The corporate succubus is draining me dry.Please feel free to view the antiquities: trace part of a girl's story, experience a service from various angles, peruse the archives (not everything is in the index, of course)...Play around. Sample the goods.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111940100523734021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111940100523734021&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111940100523734021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111940100523734021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/that-unobscured-object-of-desire.html' title='That unobscured object of desire'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111871145132344565</id><published>2005-06-13T18:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-13T18:10:51.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Apologies for silence</title><summary type='text'>Nothing is wrong—I've just had to feed the corporate beast. On the bright side, I've been accumulating new material. In the meantime, please consider playing in the index and the archives. Some things seem like they just happened yesterday...{NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111871145132344565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111871145132344565&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111871145132344565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111871145132344565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/apologies-for-silence.html' title='Apologies for silence'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111819469366975071</id><published>2005-06-07T18:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-07T18:51:38.650-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whores in the news: They say that the best things in life are free</title><summary type='text'>But.Scientists have trained capuchin monkeys how to use money, says a new column, Freakonomics, in the New York Times.And I can't think a lead-in that doesn't telegraph the punchline, so just read on:Do the capuchins actually understand money? Or is [Yale behavioral economist Keith] Chen simply exploiting their endless appetites to make them perform neat tricks?Several facts suggest the former. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111819469366975071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111819469366975071&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111819469366975071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111819469366975071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/whores-in-news-they-say-that-best.html' title='Whores in the news: They say that the best things in life are free'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111798799431603235</id><published>2005-06-05T09:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-05T09:13:14.323-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The pain shoots</title><summary type='text'>from the top of her head (she touches it) down through left shoulder; soon she's go to the acupuncturist and get cupped again.A Repetitive Motion Disorder from bobbing her head, no doubt.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111798799431603235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111798799431603235&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111798799431603235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111798799431603235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/pain-shoots.html' title='The pain shoots'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111776059837345177</id><published>2005-06-02T18:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T18:03:18.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Everybody loves a dead President</title><summary type='text'>Money changes hands, but hands change money.Hands crumple bills in pocket or purse, smooth their creases and corners before feeding them into change machine slots: Hands scribble on slips, collect the carbons, tuck them away. Hands swipe the cards, or cut them in two.Hands dump change onto bedroom bureaus at night, along with the keys.Fingers flip coins, toy with them, toss them; or carefully </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111776059837345177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111776059837345177&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111776059837345177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111776059837345177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/06/everybody-loves-dead-president.html' title='Everybody loves a dead President'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111746789847693195</id><published>2005-05-30T08:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-30T10:00:25.913-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I snuffle her neck,</title><summary type='text'>still mounted:Perfume, a first. And not cheap.She wants to feel pretty; special. Like she felt when she was just a girl?"Estée Lauder."{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111746789847693195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111746789847693195&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111746789847693195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111746789847693195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-snuffle-her-neck.html' title='I snuffle her neck&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111738690349255967</id><published>2005-05-29T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-29T10:15:03.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And perhaps, this long weekend,</title><summary type='text'>I'll find time to see a specialist.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111738690349255967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111738690349255967&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111738690349255967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111738690349255967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/and-perhaps-this-long-weekend.html' title='And perhaps, this long weekend&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111729236485519615</id><published>2005-05-28T07:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-28T07:59:24.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On Saturday</title><summary type='text'>I do my shopping at 2:00.And then again at 4:00.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111729236485519615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111729236485519615&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111729236485519615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111729236485519615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/on-saturday.html' title='On Saturday'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111724824752498066</id><published>2005-05-27T19:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-27T19:46:11.570-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>Yes, black and white does represent volume better than color ever can... From the continually astonishing lili:{NA}Tags: sex; fridaypussyblogging.LAST WEEK Venus anadyomene.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111724824752498066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111724824752498066&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111724824752498066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111724824752498066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/friday-pussy-blogging_27.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111720820617738323</id><published>2005-05-27T08:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-18T13:22:12.740-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why doggy style is stlll my favorite position</title><summary type='text'>Her cheeks are restsoftful to sink in like the well-worn armchair that greets me at the end of a long day: I throw my head back and grip them:What good sound she gives me, as I steady myself into a beat: muffled, dull, resilient, repetitive: an energy absorbing whumpf: At impact, the sound reminds me of my mother beating a rug in the back yard, back in the day when Hoovers were rare; a sound </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111720820617738323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111720820617738323&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111720820617738323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111720820617738323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/why-doggy-style-is-stlll-my-favorite.html' title='Why doggy style is stlll my favorite position'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111698618678645439</id><published>2005-05-24T18:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-24T18:58:58.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lili G.</title><summary type='text'>tagged me! What an honor. Coming...NOTE Lili G is a Friday Pussy Blogger Emeritus, not just once, but twice.{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111698618678645439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111698618678645439&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111698618678645439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111698618678645439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/lili-g.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://eroticalee1.blogspot.com/2005/05/nualas-booky-tag.html&quot;&gt;Lili G.&lt;/a&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111697916951735446</id><published>2005-05-24T16:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-24T19:00:20.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Legalize it</title><summary type='text'>Don't criticize it.DirtyTalkingGirl keeps sending me useful links, and I keep forgetting to post them and thank her. Here's one such: passionate arguments, pro and con, about unionizing prostitutes in Spain.The comment thread poses a dichotomy between legalizing prostitution and helping people to leave (or escape) it. My view (granted, an interested and partial one) is that this dichotomy is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111697916951735446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111697916951735446&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111697916951735446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111697916951735446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/legalize-it.html' title='Legalize it'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111690355891983229</id><published>2005-05-23T19:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T20:07:24.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Did the mama-san just ask me for a date?</title><summary type='text'>"How was the massage?""The best ever." As it was."And the other?"I gesture: So so. I'd paid for two penetrations, gotten one, but been compensated with two hours of imaginative, thorough massage, beginning with a table shower where she detailed my entire body with a scrub brush, and ending with the blood singing in my scalp. Afterwards, she lit up a cigarette, smoked half, stubbed it out, then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111690355891983229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111690355891983229&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111690355891983229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111690355891983229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/did-mama-san-just-ask-me-for-date.html' title='Did the mama-san just ask me for a date?'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111681919195477511</id><published>2005-05-22T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T20:41:06.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>VLA #3 in Japan!</title><summary type='text'>For certain specialized searches, that is.And I confess to savoring the picture of a Japanese john reading post #3, and trying to work out which perverse acts are implied by tutoyer...{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111681919195477511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111681919195477511&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111681919195477511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111681919195477511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/vla-3-in-japan.html' title='VLA #3 in Japan!'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111681811275698487</id><published>2005-05-22T19:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T20:15:12.786-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gilt-edged dumpsters</title><summary type='text'>in the slant of sweet light: silver-rimmed puddles archipelago in the alley's dark tarmac: skewed shadows of fire escapes fret black the red brick:"When I was a hostess, in Phuket, I would sit every night with a client and look over the ocean; every night was a beautiful sunset."{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111681811275698487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111681811275698487&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111681811275698487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111681811275698487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/gilt-edged-dumpsters.html' title='Gilt-edged dumpsters'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111671966285842671</id><published>2005-05-21T16:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-21T17:12:32.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Words to ponder from Laura the Tooth</title><summary type='text'>on her new site: "Never f&lt;!----&gt;&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;c&lt;!----&gt;k if you're feeling less than 100%."Amen.(Laura is, of course, a Friday Pussy Blogger emeritus.){NA}Tags: sex.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111671966285842671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111671966285842671&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111671966285842671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111671966285842671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/words-to-ponder-from-laura-tooth.html' title='Words to ponder from Laura the Tooth'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111664645219979753</id><published>2005-05-20T20:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T20:00:15.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>This world is all the world we will ever have, but sometimes in her, up her, I feel I am through her, inside out of her: My belly and balls and brain in the world that I know: My tip poking through to a world other than this:I don't feel clasped in flesh, but float through salt clouds, through warm foam, through the atmosphere of some other planet, steamy and thick:Listening inside I hear deep </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111664645219979753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111664645219979753&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111664645219979753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111664645219979753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/friday-pussy-blogging_20.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111630012907168971</id><published>2005-05-16T20:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T10:28:01.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She was on top, facing my feet,</title><summary type='text'>so I got a good view of the fading bruise on her right cheek as she pumped, and she pumped even harder when she must have felt I was coming: It was a first service with a new girl, so I came in not many strokes: gripped her haunches, forced her down over me, forcing her motionless, to lengthen my spasming up her:When I let go of her and opened my eyes, I'd already started to shrink, and when she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111630012907168971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111630012907168971&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111630012907168971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111630012907168971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/she-was-on-top-facing-my-feet.html' title='She was on top, facing my feet&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111569351257063586</id><published>2005-05-09T19:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-09T19:51:52.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Yes, yes"—</title><summary type='text'>Angel smiles with her c&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;t, clenching me:"I know, I know"—As I spasm once more—"Yes, yes."{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111569351257063586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111569351257063586&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111569351257063586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111569351257063586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/yes-yes.html' title='&quot;Yes, yes&quot;&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;&amp;mdash;&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111568898988150222</id><published>2005-05-09T18:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-09T19:08:39.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Zero stars</title><summary type='text'>All in all, not nearly so nice as the corner:The room is the size of the bedThe bed is the size of the roomHer boombox is goneHer AC is goneThere are no flowers (that I discovered, the last time, were fresh)And I'd almost prefer to hear the groans and bedframe-battering of the couple next door then try to drown them out with the Oldies.But at least—since the bed a genuine massage table, whose </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111568898988150222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111568898988150222&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111568898988150222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111568898988150222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/zero-stars.html' title='Zero stars'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111568339358363355</id><published>2005-05-09T17:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-09T17:03:13.590-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She turns off the AC;</title><summary type='text'>she must have remembered I hate my flesh cool.She stands at the foot of the bed; I caress her round thigh with the sole of my foot, for her thoughtfulness.{300}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111568339358363355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111568339358363355&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111568339358363355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111568339358363355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/she-turns-off-ac.html' title='She turns off the AC&lt;span class=&quot;headlinePunctuation&quot;&gt;;&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111557032930371601</id><published>2005-05-08T09:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-08T09:38:49.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother's c&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;t,</title><summary type='text'>from which I come.Strange, some think their god made us, when so evidently sex did.{NA}Tags: sex; mother;  mothersday.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111557032930371601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111557032930371601&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111557032930371601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111557032930371601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/my-mothers-cunt.html' title='My mother&apos;s c&lt;!----&gt;u&lt;!----&gt;n&lt;!----&gt;t,'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111534732612796010</id><published>2005-05-05T19:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-07T16:24:14.803-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>Antiquarians:Whither Friday Pussy Blogging?Before answering that question, or not, let me take a moment to consolidate the sweep of FPB.After a few posts on my own (Courbet, Splish splash, Orange, and Uniforms) I got the idea of asking guests to post on Friday. What a crowd of bold-faced names surrounds us! Let me recognize their contributions. Chronologically:What is your name? (DirtyTalkingGirl</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111534732612796010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111534732612796010&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111534732612796010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111534732612796010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/friday-pussy-blogging.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111517244001774891</id><published>2005-05-03T19:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-03T19:27:06.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And she must lie in it</title><summary type='text'>"How was your week?""I travelled."To London, but on business, and with the pound where it is, no money for w&lt;!----&gt;h&lt;!----&gt;o&lt;!----&gt;r&lt;!----&gt;e&lt;!----&gt;s. No money to check out the "Champagne Rooms" in Soho (a girl sits with her back to the window, Tina stencilled on her shirt). No money to walk through the nameless door at the top of the stairs on a Chinatown street (New model printed in black magic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111517244001774891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111517244001774891&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111517244001774891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111517244001774891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/and-she-must-lie-in-it.html' title='And she must lie in it'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111508598007394655</id><published>2005-05-02T19:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-02T19:15:25.626-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Apologies, fleshbotters:</title><summary type='text'>I changed the FPB link (was http://alacarte.blogspot.com/ 2005/04/friday-pussy-blogging_29.html) just after Violet posted it. Mea culpa.{NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111508598007394655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111508598007394655&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508598007394655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508598007394655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/apologies-fleshbotters.html' title='Apologies, fleshbotters:'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111508491325113585</id><published>2005-05-02T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-02T19:17:34.260-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen,</title><summary type='text'>Do you want to know a secret,Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, ohCloser...(Please, please me){NA}Tags: sex; sound.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111508491325113585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111508491325113585&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508491325113585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508491325113585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/listen.html' title='Listen,'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111499991188592385</id><published>2005-05-01T19:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-02T18:56:31.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"My friend, he</title><summary type='text'>told me I could strip for {500} a night! And I wouldn't have to have sex!"Antiquarians:Is Angel right about the money? Is Angel right about the work? Does it make sense for Angel to leave the life and become a stripper?{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111499991188592385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111499991188592385&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111499991188592385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111499991188592385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/05/my-friend-he.html' title='&quot;My friend, he'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111508524446309181</id><published>2005-04-29T18:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-05T18:59:46.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>Antiquarians:Sorry to have gotten this up so late; at last I have a network connection. And it looks like Patty got started without me...“You are mine. Every inch of your body is mine. Your soul and your mind belong to me”Your voice seduces me. The nearness and power of you holds me. Would that what you say could be true. It is my will to make it so; my mind, my soul and my body, yours for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111508524446309181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111508524446309181&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508524446309181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111508524446309181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/friday-pussy-blogging_111508524446309181.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111473471649867537</id><published>2005-04-28T17:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-28T17:31:56.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The networking Gods</title><summary type='text'>have cursed my machines, all of them, and in consequence Patty's Friday Pussy blog may appear late Friday afternoon instead of early Friday morning. Sorry!{NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111473471649867537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111473471649867537&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111473471649867537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111473471649867537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/networking-gods.html' title='The networking Gods'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111448752678261774</id><published>2005-04-25T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-25T20:57:10.336-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome, cowboys, cowgirls,</title><summary type='text'>and "round-up" readers. Thanks for coming.Viewing the local antiquities captures several years experience of whoring in Victoriaville, so get to know the city by using the index at right; "what's most important isn't always on top." {NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111448752678261774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111448752678261774&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111448752678261774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111448752678261774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/welcome-cowboys-cowgirls.html' title='Welcome, cowboys, cowgirls,'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111448510035334914</id><published>2005-04-25T20:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-25T20:24:51.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Wonderful day!"</title><summary type='text'>she called it, the spring day we met in Victoria Square."Beautiful day," I corrected her, then "No. You're right."The skin of her forearm was gold. My forearm, by contrast, was pink. We held hands while she programmed my new cell.Monday she reciprocated my text.Tuesday?Wednesday?Thursday?Friday?Saturday?Sunday?Of course, after lunch, we'd gone to her brothel. "Angel has a little tail!" cried the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111448510035334914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111448510035334914&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111448510035334914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111448510035334914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/wonderful-day.html' title='&quot;Wonderful day!&quot;'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111439736996153817</id><published>2005-04-24T19:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T18:31:54.930-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mixing memory and desire</title><summary type='text'>16:55The sun goes down behind the mountain. The wind, rising, flicks the undersides of the just new leaves silver. Black earth, rotting snow: Manyvoiced snowmelt guttergleams downhill towards the city, where surly city workers in mechanic's indigo rode orange cranes to collect the Christmas lights from the trees and the lamp posts; where new banners flap for the year's first festival.On the way </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111439736996153817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111439736996153817&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111439736996153817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111439736996153817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/mixing-memory-and-desire.html' title='Mixing memory and desire'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111431669012156510</id><published>2005-04-23T21:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-24T20:26:52.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Christian panties!</title><summary type='text'>Wear 'em for "Just Us Sunday"! C'mon, Hiromi... You know you want to!{NA}</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111431669012156510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111431669012156510&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111431669012156510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111431669012156510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/christian-panties.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/home.php?cat=265&quot;&gt;Christian panties&lt;/a&gt;!'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111422417618787555</id><published>2005-04-22T19:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-22T20:23:07.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We are a simple, happy people</title><summary type='text'>OK, they're Canadians. And? UPDATE Well, OK, "and" apparently 16% of them aren't paying up front. Walter certainly didn't get away with that. What's happening up there, anyhow?{NA}Tags: sex; whores.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111422417618787555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111422417618787555&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111422417618787555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111422417618787555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/we-are-simple-happy-people.html' title='We are a simple, happy people'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111413427860979610</id><published>2005-04-21T18:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-23T10:04:52.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cunning linguists</title><summary type='text'>We're #25! And on page one. For today, anyhow.Of course, DirtyTalkingGirl is on top. And the In/Out power curve shows the Bradford distribution typical of all content.Still, it's nice to be noticed. Thanks, everyone!Oh, and in honor of Cunning Linguists, I looked up cunnilingus in Wikipedia. They did not disappoint:Humming is also possible, pleasurable and efficient (in terms of energy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111413427860979610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111413427860979610&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111413427860979610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111413427860979610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/cunning-linguists.html' title='Cunning linguists'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5637679.post-111413199682141876</id><published>2005-04-21T17:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-22T17:18:01.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Friday pussy blogging</title><summary type='text'>Brother X, Sister Y. Or is it the other way round? It's all curiously confusing. But Monmouth isn't confused:A Y-chromosome is no excuse for not having a pussy. Yes, I know, the mirror doesn't lie. Nevertheless, it's a feeble, literal-minded gesture to unzip and with trembling fingers point to a full-grown cock nesting comfortably on a bed of balls and pubes. Hello! There you are, my snake, my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/feeds/111413199682141876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5637679&amp;postID=111413199682141876&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111413199682141876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5637679/posts/default/111413199682141876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alacarte.blogspot.com/2005/04/friday-pussy-blogging_21.html' title='Friday pussy blogging'/><author><name>John Psmyth</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://img48.photobucket.com/albums/v148/john_psmyth/images/howmuch_7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry></feed>
