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The arithmetic 

Consider the following formula:

6 inches x 100 thrusts x (1 in + 1 out) x 3 clients a night x 20 days a month x 3 months

Which comes to:

216,000 inches, or 18,000 feet, or 3.4 miles of penetration

Of course, a committed professional might stay in the profession three years, say, in which case she could complete almost 41 miles of penetration.

Questions for study and discussion
1. The formula assumes 100 thrusts based on 8 minutes of sex with a five second thrust. Is this a suitable figure for an average performance by a client?
2. The formula assumes 3 clients a night and 20 days a month (total: 60 clients) a realistic workload?



Argh. Now you've got me trying to work out, ballpark, how many miles I've screwed my way through in the past, oh, 25 or more years.

You are SO bad, fucking my mind like this ;)

DTG xxoo

By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 17, 2004 7:54 AM  

Thanks, DTG --

It is another perspective, isn't it?

But is the arithmetic right? I was astonished myself, and did the calculations several times, but got the answers I did.

By Blogger John Psmyth, at July 17, 2004 8:09 AM  

The math is fine, but I question the assumptions. On average a full 6-inch thrust seems generous. I'm also not too sure about the 100 thrusts, as the average sexual encounter reputedly lasts between 2 and 10 minutes, but is probably closer to the 4-minute mark. 5 seconds per thrust? Onemississippitwomississippithreemississippifourmississippifivemississippi. Seems too long to me. But maybe higher hertz would balance the shorter thrust for about the same thing in the long run...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 21, 2004 11:31 AM  

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