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The arithmetic
Consider the following formula:
Which comes to:
Of course, a committed professional might stay in the profession three years, say, in which case she could complete almost 41 miles of penetration. Questions for study and discussion 1. The formula assumes 100 thrusts based on 8 minutes of sex with a five second thrust. Is this a suitable figure for an average performance by a client? 2. The formula assumes 3 clients a night and 20 days a month (total: 60 clients) a realistic workload? {NA} 3 Comments:
Argh. Now you've got me trying to work out, ballpark, how many miles I've screwed my way through in the past, oh, 25 or more years.
Thanks, DTG -- By John Psmyth, at July 17, 2004 8:09 AM The math is fine, but I question the assumptions. On average a full 6-inch thrust seems generous. I'm also not too sure about the 100 thrusts, as the average sexual encounter reputedly lasts between 2 and 10 minutes, but is probably closer to the 4-minute mark. 5 seconds per thrust? Onemississippitwomississippithreemississippifourmississippifivemississippi. Seems too long to me. But maybe higher hertz would balance the shorter thrust for about the same thing in the long run... , atAll characters and situations fictional. Copyright (c) 2003-2007 by "John Psmyth."
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