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Viewing the local antiquities

 
 
Inspired 
by Susie Bright I typed "whores" into Googlism and got this result:
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  70. whores is a log book of a ship of fools on a quest for lost meaning

I don't know how to choose a favorite from so many; perhaps 15, 27, 56, and 70 would be my top four.

UPDATE Interestingly, this post seems to have moved VLA near the top on this Yahoo search.


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I think that I shall never see 
a poem as lovely as a tree.

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INTP. 
Yeah, like that wasn't obvious.

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Friday pussy blogging 



The Virgin Slut explains how she stays that way:

My Pussy, My Friend

Although I have known her all my life, Pussy and I have not always been best friends. My first memory of Pussy was at two years old. I had secretly been playing with Pussy instead of taking my afternoon nap, and Mother was furious when she found out. Mother forbade me to play with Pussy. I liked Pussy, and I did not understand why she was corrupt, but Mother explained that Pussy was dirty and I would be too if I associated with her. I abided by Mother's rules because I was a good little girl, and I thought that grown-ups knew better. Pussy came knocking on my window several more times, but I would always ignore her. I am sure Pussy was hurt by my sudden indifference, but I refused to disobey Mother, and I couldn't very well tell Pussy the truth.

I would not kiss and make up with Pussy for several more years. During my childhood years I came to believe that Mother was right about Pussy. Indeed, Pussy was a dirty girl. Sometimes she was smelly. Sometimes she couldn't control herself and would wet her bed. Sometimes she would even wet herself if she laughed too hard. All this meant that Pussy did not have any friends. She was all alone. I think poor Pussy must have know how awful she was because she did her best to disappear from the world, and I rarely saw her.

Eventually, Pussy had to deal with the world, and at the worst possible time.

Puberty was not kind to dear Pussy. Many people go through an ugly phase during this stage, and Pussy was no exception. Everything seemed to happen overnight, so Pussy had no time to adjust. Pussy's classmates disturbed by these changes too, for puberty arrived earlier for Pussy than it did for them, and as if that wasn't enough for the poor little girl to deal with, she also had to put-up with there constant teasing. How was she to know why she had hair down there? Children ask the silliest questions, and to avoid them she made every excuse to stay out of the changing rooms when other girls were around.

The teasing was not the worst part though; the monthly visits from the Smelly Red Mammoth were. Those were the days when Pussy cursed herself for being born female. She came to despise her sex and to view it as a burden. The Smelly Red Mammoth would gobble up all her haemoglobin, feed her poison apples that gave her stomach aches, and bash her neurons, making her judgement cloudy. The monthly visits were hell and Pussy was forced to play the part of the devil.

Pussy had once been a pink and perky princess, but now she felt like a lonely leper.

Luckily, nothing could break down Pussy's spirit. During these worst of times Pussy and I rekindled our friendship. It was an odd friendship, because we had grown to be opposites. All the difficulties that Pussy had endured had made her tough and very introverted. Pussy shied away from people, especially from boys, and turned her attention to books instead. In the process she developed a most desirable brain. I, on the other hand, was unscathed by puberty. In fact, puberty very beneficial to me, since it gave me my two biggest assets, the Twin Peaks of Creamyland. Suddenly, I was extremely popular and everywhere I looked, grown men were drooling at my fleeting reflection. I must admit that all the attention went straight to my head, and occupied all the space up there. However, I was what you would call street smart, and I realised that a friendship with Pussy would be advantageous to us both! Together, Pussy and I made the perfect pair. She was the brains, and I was the beauty

At first, Pussy and I had perhaps a mere partnership, but this quickly developed into a full-blown friendship, and before long we were living under the same roof, and because we were on a budget, in the same bed as well. We were as close and as loving as two friends can be, while still retaining our separate identities. I was the one who showed her how to enjoy life's pleasures. I wanted her to have fun till she was tickled pink. Being wise and maternal, Pussy took it upon herself to keep me safe, and she tried her best to curb my one toxic addiction: boys. I love boys, all sorts of boys, but especially bad boys. She did her best to limit my lecherous ways. Whenever I came back to our tiny room, drunk and carrying a horny boy on my arm, Pussy would make sure that the boy made his way home before I got carried away and got into any sort of trouble. Pussy does not trust boys. She does not like the fact that I am so loose around them; we have argued over this many times, but seeing as she is smarter, I have yet to win my case. Sometimes I think that she is a little over-protective. Sometimes I feel like she doesn't think that anyone is good enough for me.

Sometimes I think she is too in love with me to set me free.

Or does she explain it? The virgin part?

[All rights retained by Virgin Slut]

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NEXT WEEK Antiquarians, if you'd like to guest post about pussy drop me a line. Coming soon: Patty, the creative spanked wife.

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"Sou' tack" 


Angel has stepped out to douche herself and lube for the second service:

Korean birdsong wakes the dim silence: not a twitter, a cooing comes through the thin walls: simple words, simple meanings: long swooping dipthongs accompanied by the rumble of negotiation.

Oooh!

"That girl is so noisy."

"I told her: When you talk I want to put on my Walkman."

"She's young and she has a baby."

And now come the cries: gasps: inhalations: moans: In the next cube she's getting it, and he's giving it to her. Though, oddly, or not, there's no sound from a jouncing bedframe, no sound from a headboard banging the wall, no slap of flesh.

"We have a sou' tack."

I look a question.

"Sound tack."

"Soundtrack!"

Oooooh!

Oh! Oh!

Kneeling, head thown back, belly still, I clasp Angel's cheeks, still up her:

Oh? Oh! Ooooooh!

And still on all fours, from below, Angel speaks:

"I know what your fantasy is."

"Oh?"

"Doing it with a soundtrack!"

"That's not my fantasy, I came too fast!"

I lay down my belly and chest down along her moist back, bend my head to kiss, Asian style, the back of her neck, her shoulders: reach both hands under her, cup her breasts, tug her distended nipples:

Still up her:

As we talked, she'd been kegeling me.

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Don't. Stop. 


Stop thinking of Angel during meetings.

Especially stop thinking of kissing your way round her inner thighs and plucking that flesh with your lips before eating her: Of getting her up on all fours and kissing her cheeks before eating her from behind: Of rimming her: Reaming her: Of drooling down onto her anus for lube while fucking her doggy style then fishhooking her.

Stop planning. Not Plan A, where you jerk off before, so you don't come too fast in the first service. Nor Plan B, where you don't, so you can come in the third: Nor plan C, where when you can't come you get on all fours and shove your ass high in the air and she reaches under you: Annoints your low-hanging cock with warm oil:

Do let her do you. With one hand curled, the other impolitely pointing: The one jerking you off, the other pumping your asshole, in rhythm: Neither stops but speeds up when you start to spasm so sweetly it's painful but pinned and held firm you can't get away.

Do bring $300 for three hours because there's a lot to catch up on. And you want to drain all your come.

Don't bring $300 because with the $80 you already owe and the house money that's way too expensive.

Now that you're starting to shout when you come, don't think you should start to talk while you fuck. And don't think about what you would say:
"How is your back?"

"You feel juicier. Did you come?"

"Do you want to be on top? That's not selfish." (As long as your thighs make that sound that they make when you're thwacking yourself to a come.)

"How do you handle the drunks at 4 in the morning?"

"Are you really 37?"

"Tell me about your friend Linda. Some whores only make love to each other. Are you one?"

"Is your new apartment your new place of business as well?"

"What do you think I'm going to do next?"

"Do you like—this?"


Don't stare at the young girls.

Don't come in your pants on the commute.

Don't wonder who she's with now.

Don't think for a minute—

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"I felt him," 
said Lan, "through his robes, when he came up behind me.

"I started to wear a sweater to church, but nobody noticed."

Habemus papam!

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"The time 
went fast, didn't it?

Because you were happy."

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