Viewing the local antiquities

"Can you show me something? 
Her knees are either side of my shoulders, and her head's down between my legs, where she's slurping and licking and tickling my anus, while I've thrown up my legs, to wrap them round her neck, with my head and stiff neck raised by a folded pillow:

A three-star view—worth making a detour for—of her cheeks and her cunt. She accelerates her finger and starts blowing me.

And when I put my legs down and withdraw my finger, watching her lips close, she crawls off me and sits up.

"Are you a teacher?"

"My father and mother are teachers."

"Teach me to say "run."

And I demonstrate with my hands the difference between L and R: My left hand the mouth, my right index finger the tongue; showing how with "L" the tongue touches the top of the teeth, and how with "R" the tongue doesn't but the mouth constracts.

I didn't know then that the shapes of Korean letters are shaped like the shapes that the mouth and the tongue take, when making the sounds the letters represent. It might have seemed to her that I was signing.

We practice.

She starts to say "R"—but I put my hand to her lips, stopping her. "Just the R!"




And when the mama-san knocks on the door she spits burst of Korean, and we continue to practice.





The arithmetic 

Consider the following formula:

6 inches x 100 thrusts x (1 in + 1 out) x 3 clients a night x 20 days a month x 3 months

Which comes to:

216,000 inches, or 18,000 feet, or 3.4 miles of penetration

Of course, a committed professional might stay in the profession three years, say, in which case she could complete almost 41 miles of penetration.

Questions for study and discussion
1. The formula assumes 100 thrusts based on 8 minutes of sex with a five second thrust. Is this a suitable figure for an average performance by a client?
2. The formula assumes 3 clients a night and 20 days a month (total: 60 clients) a realistic workload?


"We are not amused." 
Thanks. And thanks.


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