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Viewing the local antiquities

My own secret life

When my love swears that she is made of truth

I do believe her, though I know she lies,

That she might think me some untutor'd youth,

Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.

—William Shakespeare

Friday pussy blogging

The only trouble with Friday pussy blogging is that there isn't enough of it. Why is that? I don't get it. I mean, I do get it, but I don't understand why there isn't enough of it. Blogging, I mean.

Anyhow, I'd like more of it. So I invited a subject matter expert, and one of my favorite writers, DirtyTalkingGirl, to write about pussy for Friday. Here she is:

What is your name?
DTG's Pussy.

What is your occupation?
I am an engine of sexual pleasure.

Describe your appearance.
Like a sea anemone: surprisingly robust, pink, and fleshy-petalled. Oysterish in my slippery, saline meatiness and in my rosy pearl. Orchid-like in my damp sweetness and succulence. Red and trench-like in my depths.

Do you have any distinguishing characteristics?
I have been described as small. My petals protrude slightly from my slit like a saucy tongue between lips. A neatly-trimmed thicket of black hair conceals the brown mole that adorns my mound.

Describe your work.
I receive fingers, tongues, and cocks, not necessarily in that order.

Interesting. How do you prepare for this work?
Variously: I flex my muscles repeatedly. I exude dew. I engorge.

Can you describe how the work of reception is accomplished?
My petals are spread. My pearl is revealed and plucked. My trench is probed, pumped, and plugged.

Do you have any favourites among the objects you receive?
Each object has its unique charm. Fingers, naturally co-operative, move in concert inside and out or together with the tongue. The tongue shinnies like a goldfish and when it's anchored by its lips to mine, it can deliver toe-curling suction. The cock is all sweet brute strength: its invasive bulk is unparalled for packing my trench blissfully full.

It sounds like you enjoy your work.
Absolutely. It's what I was made for. What I do is who I am.

[All rights retained by DirtyTalkingGirl.]

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Tags: pussy; friday; fridaypussyblogging

NEXT WEEK on Friday Pussy Blogging: Eden Gardener of Just one bite. Antiquarians, if you'd like to guest post about your pussy, drop me a line.

Other Friday pussy blogs are: Just one bite; Rent Boy diaries. You too? Come on in!

UPDATE Kind words from Word Oyster, and (London calling!) Pru.

>> posted by John Psmyth • 1/28/2005 01:01:00 AM • 3 comments

3 Comments:

I would like to to go in the Carnival Of sin.
Please check with DTG, thanks john :)

By Miss Behaving [badly], at January 28, 2005 7:39 PM

I did make one minor editorial change (with DTG's permission). Can anyone spot it?

By John Psmyth, at January 28, 2005 7:49 PM

welcome to the Carnival guys !
great work :)

By Miss Behaving [badly], at January 31, 2005 9:50 AM

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Legend: Where my partner was not a service provider or her name is not known, or no service was provided, the title of the episode is given, italicized thus. Where more than one service provider has used the same work name, I've differentiated the names with a subscript, thus:n. Where the only identifier I have for the service provider is the headline from her ad, I've put that headline in quotes, "thus". Prices are given for all encounters thus {000}; where my partner was not a service provider, or no service was provided, the price is listed thus: {NA} (not applicable). Prices are not in US dollars. Not all posts are indexed. Only service providers are indexed by (a) personal name. In the listings below, "*" signifies a new addition.

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