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My own secret life

When my love swears that she is made of truth

I do believe her, though I know she lies,

That she might think me some untutor'd youth,

Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.

—William Shakespeare

Friday pussy blogging

This week, that cosmopolitan, Mercurial, Girl:

Hi! Kim’s pussy here. Well girls, tell me, shall we dish? Yes, I thought so.

When she was little I had this thing going with her mouth. We had this agreement that we would keep her hands busy. Her thumb was always in her mouth and her other hand in the diaper. But alas, her parents interfered and got her a pacifier and kept telling her to take her hands out of her pants. Sigh. As she got older, she got sneakier and learned to use her blankie for cover.

She rents me out don’t you know, any Tom, Dick, or Harry that has the proper change can poke his penis in me. What I want to know is why I never have a Sarah, Jane, or a Cindy paying for the privilege to kiss me. She also doesn’t charge enough. But that’s not my fault, if she only had real breasts and not those two pathetic little bumps. I kept telling her to get implants, but not any more. Why? We read in the paper about women who are having cosmetic surgery on their pussies. And I have a confession to make: My labia are uneven. I’m afraid if I keep on her about her cleavage those mosquito bites will insist I get evened up. And I like myself the way I am.

Though I’ll admit that I’m envious of the pussies I see at the club who have luxuriant, trimmed fur pelts. Alas, bald is better than looking like a bad comb over.

One benefit of our work is she swaddles me in wonderful fabrics! No more itchy polyesters or sweaty nylons; only the best silks, satins, lace, and cottons for me. And they fit so well. Ooh la la. Bye, girls!

Paris. We'll always have it.

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>> posted by John Psmyth • 3/04/2005 12:01:00 AM • 2 comments

2 Comments:

Yes! Kim. Bald IS better.
Great read, as always.

By cj goad ~ photography, at March 04, 2005 8:01 AM

Pah!

I miss the bristles.

And the scent.

By John Psmyth, at March 12, 2005 1:51 PM

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Angel African violets; All, all are sleeping; All my life; Along the briny beach; And she must lie in it; Angel cries out a name; Angel got caught in a speed trap: Angel's social network; Angel's under me, grunting; Angel la bonne bourgeoise; Coming soon to a location near you; Contractual relations; Die Zeit, die ist ein sonderbar Ding; Don't. Stop; Doubt comes after certainty; "Goodbye, my friends!"; Hardening, softening; Il faut cultiver notre jardin; I am going; I stand, legs apart, arms out; I think of you; Juicy goodness; Long time; Looking forward; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground; No such roses see I in her cheeks; Out of the corner of my eye; Plastic spoons; Problems with intimacy; Protect and serve; Repetitive motion; The second coming; Sou' tack; Take, eat; Taking my pleasure; Today, Angel asked me for money; True names; Unsafe. See also I've grown accustomed to her face; Why doggy style is still my favorite position; Wonderful day; Yet well I know that music hath a far more pleasing sound. Anna Tsst, tsst! Annie Annie dresses like the small business owner she is; Annie has parted her thighs; Because of the storm; Discreet charm; For the regular; I ask, "Have I told you this story before?"; I've often sought the right word; Language lesson; Luxe, calme, volupte; Meeting like this; Over time, Annie; Qu'entends-je?; Rain splatters; She taught me to roll my Rs; Specific gravity Still nude, talking, standing with her legs wide apart; The appointment was for 4:00; The appointment was for 4:30; There's a hairless patch under my balls. "Asian Pearl" As soon as the city lost power; The arithmetic. Cathy Shh! Elaine It came as a surprise. Gabrielle₁ Between the first and second service; Gabrielle returns; Gabrielle was, I now think, Annie's sister; The long march; When the taxis were running again. Gabrielle₂ In early October the girls. Icy Cheesecake; Faux amis; Fetching things; Jade1 She knows what I like now; Fifth Avenue. Jade2 So, what is sex but the exchange of fluids? Jasmine Prix fixe. Jennifer "A nice skinny girl"; "Jennifer"; Program notes; What do you say. See also Lucy, Tina. Jenny A nice girl like you; Archaic smiles. Jessica Other voices, other rooms. Karina I thought she was Pammie. Kay There are seven levels of formality in Korean. Kim Do I submit; Infinite variety. Laura Ambience; Walking down the rainy streets. Lily Lily is shaved. Lisa Pure happiness. Lucy "It's OK". Lynn Generally, I don't expect. Marissa I find a phonebooth; Mei-Ling "Your shoes are just like mine"; Mei-Ling first. Ming As she straddles me, bending her head; Center of gravity; I breathe in; I brought two bubble teas; I hear the TV; Nibbling her earlobe; The gift of water. Naomi An engineer; Bleach; Gum; She gives an adorable little sniff. Oie Oie was modest; Oie's protocol; She takes me out the back way; Value; What does the mirror add? Pammie A service provider. Pink Her hands on my cheeks; "Yes, but—" I thought. Sasha Her red plastic headband. Sophia "Just bring yourself". Tina Prematurely cute.

Selected services

Ball fondling Mei-Ling; She pauses; Vacance; Ball sucking Angel; Annie, [2]. Jade1, [2]; Jade2, Jasmine; Lily; Ming. See also As others see us. Blow job Angel, [2]; Annie; Gabrielle; Karina; Lan's blowjobs were never that good; Lan's got her lips pursed; Mei-Ling; Ming; Naomi, [2]. Pammie. Cowgirl Angel, [2]; Annie; "Asian Pearl"; Elaine; Her aching back; I got my key in late August; Karina; Sasha; Tina; Why I like girl-on-top; With Brenda. Cunnilingus Angel, [2]; [3]; [4]; [5]. Eating Sue; Her slit; Jade2. Doggie style Angel, [2], [3]; [4]; [5]; [6], [7]; Annie; [2]; Gabrielle; Jennifer; Jessica; Karina; Laura; Lynn; Marissa; Mei-Ling; My second three-way; Oie; Vacance; Why doggy style is my favorite position; [2]. Finger fucking Anna. Icy; I got my key in late August; Sunday Services; Finger pegging Angel, [2]; [3]; Laura; Pink, [2]; She pauses atop me, pumping. Hand job Annie; Eating Sue; Elaine; Oie; One barista to another; "Too big". Kegel Angel, [2], [3]; [4]; [5]; [6]; [7]. Tina. Kissing Kim (Asian style); Ming, [2], [3]. Masturbation Long time. Missionary Angel, [2], [3] [4]; [5]. Crooning, she's lifted her legs. Gabrielle; Jade1; Lan lifts; Lucy; Ming; She was so drunk; Why I like missionary the least. Nipple sucking Angel, [2], [3]; Annie; Icy; Jennifer; Sunday Services. Pegging Vertical market Rimming Annie, [2]; Jennifer; Jenny; Kim, [2]; Lucy; Only in the District; Pure happiness; Tina. Table shower Angel; Icy; Jennifer; Oie; Tina. Three-way My first three-way; My second three-way.

Legend: Where my partner was not a service provider or her name is not known, or no service was provided, the title of the episode is given, italicized thus. Where more than one service provider has used the same work name, I've differentiated the names with a subscript, thus:n. Where the only identifier I have for the service provider is the headline from her ad, I've put that headline in quotes, "thus". Prices are given for all encounters thus {000}; where my partner was not a service provider, or no service was provided, the price is listed thus: {NA} (not applicable). Prices are not in US dollars. Not all posts are indexed. Only service providers are indexed by (a) personal name. In the listings below, "*" signifies a new addition.

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